Easter Time! YEAH! Celebrate! The happy bunny!

It's Easter time. Everyone all happy?! YAE!!!! Its a beautiful weekend too! Thank you Lord for the beautiful weekend! See, its because we all know you did it for us! So we know we're even more loved then before!

Remember all that down time shit you were all going through? Rought times, maybe even still are? Hating life. Wishing you didn't have to even COPE with life? See? Its all better now! Cause its EASTER TIME!!!! Its another one of those holidays that come around where Christ does shit for us and makes all the goofy shit we did in the mean-time ok! I (wish I) LOVE(d) THIS RELIGION!!! You can do anything in it! If you're powerful enough (and everyone in it, IS), then you can even have shit changed OVER to make shit better for you! Dudes.... Christianity... Catholisism.... Come on... Its where its at. You all know it. They did this shit right! New, modern, better... Christianity. Where we're sorry we killed ya, and even more sorry we're gonna be ridin' to glory on the Lord God's ass right after we do it!!! Fuckin' A!!! I'm totally down with that. Just gotta remember to do all that shit in HIS name, and not, like , in the name of Shamee The Butcher down the road's name. You go doing that shit; you're gonna get Shamee in all sorts of shit himself.

Anyway, I'm side-tracking here. I'm busy celebrating Easter!

Bunnies and eggs and shit.

Remember, if you got a beef with an ass down the street that you wanna, oh,... kill... just be sure to think of him as a lamb (as you kill him of course) and ... I dunno... maybe eat some of his ass. It might make things go farther with the Father God dude in a long run. I figure his son would be down with it, saying shit like, "OHHH! DAD! DAMN!!! That dude is eatin' that guy's ass he just shot and calling him one of your lambs!!! OH! I GOTS to have me some of that power! That is just sick as shit Dad of the Almighty Dads!!!"

So this Easter.... I want you to remember what its all about. Lets keep it real:

Be thankful that you can get away and rationalize any shit you want and be fucking blessed for it.

Be thankful that you can smoke some stupid fuck that has it coming to him and still get your ass hauled up to have a seat next to the almighty (though I'm pretty sure you gotta wait in some kind of line siminlar to pickin' up free cheese-cakes they give out at a casino promotional).

Be thankful for all those fucked up, trippin rabbits shitting multi-colored eggs all over your fuckin yard! How often does that shit happen?

Now, you all go make nicey-nice with you families. Jesus Love You. (Just haven't figured out why yet, but I'm workin' on it.)