For the fourth week in a row Jorn Hurum's team does it again. Field studies and physical proof have been released on another age old myth. You might remember him as Bigfoot, but around Byorn and Jorn's lab he is The Dirtymon! We speak of none other than Darwinius Dirtmusilix Foo Boosalix, of course."We set up a few sites in the Shenandoah Valley. Actually as far north as Maryland due to some reported sightings earlier this year," Byorn Mandata told our staff between dance numbers in the very clean, white laboratory he shares with Jorn Hurum, that they purchased with grant monies, funded by the Ford Foundation, Lou Dobbs and anonymous others, which has brilliant sun-quality lighting, and an air system that constantly sterilizes the air, and makes this ever present whooshing sound; a sound that is heard in places such as the Space Shuttle and some of those secret rooms at the CDC, "We got lucky in the second week when Mohamat "Jitters" Salim, who is actually our explosives expert, made the spotting while setting some charges in a local public transportation vehicle."
"Jitters" was unreachable for a follow up at the time of our press release.
We parted with Byorn as he madly talked himself into a frenzy about what a great day it was and singing praises of the Dirtymon findings; dancing and whirling about to the sounds of... nothing really... except for that whooshing air noise.
Don't nobody go acting surprised at this one!
I'm betting Dirt and Sis bet each other how long it would take the DG to do it.
Oh, I told him he may as well paint a target on his sunset-facing ass.
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I'm talking about.
ReplyDeleteIt had ticked me off when you didn't comment about the subject on my blog; only about the fictitious bourbon. Then I float over to the little fiefdom and, low and behold, it's the mother load.
Nice one, DG.
ROFL!!! Hanging on every word... "Fictitious Bourbon" LOL!!!
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