If you're like me, which you most definitely are NOT, you probably wonder what variety of things you can do with a fuckin' butt of pork. I know I have been looking for a little variety lately. So... watch this dude, or get lost, or whichever is your fancy. You probably don't belong here anyway, so .... just go get lost will ya.
Remember, not knowing how to cook, is like not knowing how to fuck! (Unless, of course, you excel in fucking someone over!... Then you probably cook like shit to begin with!)
Thanks to Mt Laur for the inspiration of this post on such a fucked up day.
Old Bruce is hungry now. When's the nice man going to come over and cook me some pork butt?
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