MUTTONHEAD
Alone on top the mountain
Cold and wanton
Driven by demons
Muttonhead!
Seein’s easy
All appear to thee
Nightmarish apparitions
Roam so freely
Muttonhead!
I’m forced out my back door
Wander the dense woods
Colorless world surrounds me
Farther and farther
In to the depths I walk
Feel the cold chill
So sharp
Uneasy
Jabs so deep and
Numbing queasy
The light of reality
Fades so quickly.
Muttonhead!
Scream and a pounce!
I just can’t figure
What draws me farther
From secure standings
Spirits lament before me
Beckoning
Sickening
Muttonhead!
Lost in the forest
Nothing pleasant calls
Unreadable graves
Fingernail moon
No fucking balls
I’m losing all.
My souls tired
In need of a rest
I search for nothing
Life’s endeavors
I’ve failed the test
It calls to feed
In all its greed,
Muttonhead!
Broken leg
We crawl so slow
Filth covered,
Sloppy dirt,
Caked grime,
Embedded stench
Muttonhead!
There’s nothing left
Last fucking call
Demon’s urge calls
I give up
I’ve lost it all…
Muttonhead
Everything Old is ... still old
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I used to love going to antique malls.
I still go, but I used to enjoy it a lot more than I do now. I love the
feeling of being surrounded by old timey ...
He..hello? Is anybody in here? It's awfully dark, and my footsteps are kind of echoing - really creepy. The summoning spell worked very slowly you see? I know it was a spell 'cause I heard the chanting as the Empire State Building was slowly inserted into the fireplace screen:
ReplyDelete"Doug Kershaw...Chinook...Bass River...Electrical Parade".
Thus summoned, I await your presence.
Hey! Who are you? What're you doing in here?
ReplyDeleteYoull have to come out of my wood stove.
ReplyDeleteHaderach. Kwisatz Haderach. Ruler of the known universe. Surely you've heard of me?
ReplyDeleteNo?
Regardless, I was invited. I seek this Darkgarden fellow. If you know of him, I demand you produce him lest too much time pass. My return portal shall soon close.
Hold it open...or hang out in my woodstove... till after work. Some of us gotta work for a living.
ReplyDeleteWow! It is a comforting warmth in the stove. Much like my own universe inside of Satan's bowels. I shall dwell here for a spell or until I find other amusement.
ReplyDeleteI would have given the wood stove 5 stars, but I am taking one off because the snack bar closed early (I mean really - Saturday afternoon and you close the snack bar at 4pm?) and another star because there were way too many people let in. I saw the fire code sign - it said max. occupancy was 12. 12, not 18! Too damn crowded. So while this was not the worst, I would recommend the fireplace two doors down from here. It has a sushi bar, too.
ReplyDelete"...there's so much to cheer for,
ReplyDeletebe glad you're here for it's the best time of your life!
Well, the robins are back. That's a sure sign of spring. What year is it? Oh, just before the turn of the century."
"You *do* have wings. You can widen your world. We'll be your wings. Eastern - the wings of man."
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Muad'Dib said...
Well, sometimes you can jump so hard when making a leap of faith that you fall right off the edge of a cliff.
10-4, Central - Muad'dib is 10-7 at The Darkgarden. I'm 51 back to the portal.
Sorry if I put you in an awkward situation. Four years to respond *is* a long time. I wish you total peace, and as I used to validate - yes, I'm serious.
There is never enough time to do or say all the things that we would wish. The thing is to try to do as much as you can in the time that you have. Remember, time is short, and suddenly you're not there anymore!
January 27, 2014 at 8:14 PM