"Ish" and Will Ferrell

So the Snowboyz have graduated and are moving on. The following day they headed off for Ocean City for a celebration week. From the stories I've been told thus far, there is one that remains epic (for me anyway).

Though the boyz chose not to take the liberty of drinking (alcohol), their friend "Ish" did. No big deal, right? I mean, like, no surprise or anything. Ya know... 4 guys and 5 girls in a condo for a week... You sort of expect some shit to go down.

There was a share of drama of course. (5 girls, remember?)

The epic story, however, was "Ish" and Will Ferrell.

Now usually (almost always) I refuse to pass along any type of anecdote that I am not a part of experiencing. However, this one struck me funny enough to pass along.

"Ish" is obviously not a drinker at all. Was never into it, and is most definitely not into it now (nor in the foreseeable future). His first encounter with the liquid beast had many a vacationer cracking up.

After imbibing for a time, "Ish" eventually reached that point many a drinker has reached. That blacking out phase combined with the throwing-up-all-over-the-place phase. In the midst of being sick, and vacating all the poisonous fluids, "Ish" had visions. Visions of Will Ferrell.

Yes, out of all the things that could have happened, that could have been seen, heard or experienced during his time of complete inebriation... It was Will Ferrell that chose to visit him. He spoke not a word, but hung out for quite a long time... in the following manner: He placed himself in a painting for some time, staring vacantly. A miniature Will Ferrell at one point did lie upon the chest of "Ish." Yes! Upon the chest of "Ish" he did lie! Alas, and the final location was the trash can in which "Ish" did spew within.

Upon his disappearance "Ish" was heard to exclaim, "Hey! Will Ferrell! Where'd you go?!!"

Distraught over his absence, "Ish" commenced to beating up on the couch for a period of time, and then upon the very trash can which had previously contained Will.

In what might have been a moment of clarity... There was only "Ish".... and the expended contents of his digestive system staring back at him from the depths of the can before him.

There was no voice... There was no body.... And the man they called Will was silent.