Raise Your Glasses Mates!!!!

OK you lot! Sing this one to just about any Irish Drinking Song!!!

All together now!!!! Please be sure to join in at the crowd participation ending!

TITTY LADY HO!

COME TO THE TITTY LADY
COME HERE ME SING
I SING TO THE WORKER
TILL FRESH TAR THEY BRING!
SO RAISE YOUR GLASS HIGH
AND TOAST WITH MUCH CHEER!
DO THIS CHEER ALWAYS
AND KEEP THEM IN FEAR!

FUCK ALL YOU YANKS
THAT ARE DIRTY AND QUEER!
GO BACK TO THE DEVIL’S NORTH
AND TOAST WITH THIS BEER!
MAY YOU NEVER RETURN
OR THINK OF A WAY!
AND ON THE SPACE SHUDDLER
YOU YANKS GO AND STAY

I WENT TO THE TITTY LADY
SHE SHOWED ME HER BREAST
AND OF ALL THE MT HEBRONS
HERS WERE THE BEST!
I GAZED IN WIDE WONDER
AT THE SIGHT BEFORE ME
BUT SHE SAW I WAS NORTHERN
AND SPAT UPON ME!
SHE SAID

FUCK ALL YOU YANKS
THAT ARE DIRTY AND QUEER!
GO BACK TO THE DEVIL’S NORTH
AND TOAST WITH THIS BEER!
MAY YOU NEVER RETURN
OR THINK OF A WAY!
AND ON THE SPACE SHUDDLER
YOU YANKS GO AND STAY

I PLEADED MY CASE
BUT SHE JUST STARED AT ME
I TOLD HER I LOVED HER
BUT IT WASN’T MEANT TO BE.
“MY VEGGIES NEED TENDING”
WAS ALL THAT SHE SAID.
SO SHE SQUATED AND SHAT
AND THAT’S WHERE SHES AT!

I ASKED HER TO GET UP
AND GIVE ME A CHANCE
I SANG HER A SONG
AND ASKED HER TO DANCE.
SHE GRABBED SOME ASPARAGUS
AND MADE HERSELF PEE.
AFTER SWIPING HER ASS
SHE SPAT UPON ME!
SINGING

FUCK ALL YOU YANKS
THAT ARE DIRTY AND QUEER!
GO BACK TO THE DEVIL’S NORTH
AND TOAST WITH THIS BEER!
MAY YOU NEVER RETURN
OR THINK OF A WAY!
AND ON THE SPACE SHUDDLER
YOU YANKS GO AND STAY

SO I WALKED AWAY SOLEMN
AND FOUND THIS OLD BAR
WHERE I DRINK EVERY YEAR
TO HER BREASTS AND HER CHARM!
I DREAM OF THAT WORKER
WHO SAVES HER FROM HARM.
I LOVE TO GET STONED
SNIFFIN HEBRON HO’ TAR!!!
SCREAMIN’

FUCK ALL YOU YANKS
THAT ARE DIRTY AND QUEER!
GO BACK TO THE DEVIL’S NORTH
AND TOAST WITH THIS BEER!
MAY YOU NEVER RETURN
OR THINK OF A WAY!
AND ON THE SPACE SHUDDLER
YOU YANKS GO AND STAY

OH YES ME AND ME TITS
(HANK TOMS BROOK!!!!)
ARE HERRRRE TO STAYYYYY!!!!!

GO 'TA HELL YANKS!!!