Glenn's doin' some chin hair thing.
He also wears some crazy denim at times. It fits his crazy, wacky method of passing on his message. His message... and his teams message.
At times I would like to join in the masses and proclaim Glenn a paranoid madman; I think mostly because his team seems so totally "out there" and his conclusions and predictions are scary. They are larger than life and often unbelievable. However, Glenn (and his denim and chin hair) are tragically spot on. You can make any excuse whatsoever to not watch, listen or research what his team is saying. Frankly I don't care. (My fucking blog and all that.) I challenge my dear lurkers to perhaps take a look. I try to keep my mind open, but find it difficult to at times.
I almost tend to agree with a friend of mine who claims Chris Matthews is evil.... no... EEEVILL. (Conservative democrat my nut-sak, baby!) I don't think he's evil, just misguided and a little overfilled with hubris perhaps. Why bring up Ole' Chris here? Why now? Well... ya know... my fuckin' blog and all that shit... annnnd I really don't like the creep... Not sure why... Jusssssst think he's a creep. .... That's where he'll remain...here in the Darkgarden... a creep. Chris Matthews da' creeep. Nope! Don't know him personally. Frankly, wouldn't give him the time of day if he walked up to me.. Unless it was at my sister's and my cafe'... annnnd he'd have to be buyin something more than a fuckin' jar of our goddamn sauerkraut or strawberry-fuckin'-syrup!!! Laws yes!!! Hear dat Chris?!! Doya boy?!!! BEST be buyin' you some mu-fuckin' Reuben Samich's n' large bag o Rt.11 chips and 5 mu-fuckin' Hispanic fuckin' COKES!... BITCH!!! So... (I do digress often) ... until Chris Matthews comes over to the cafe and orders him some Reuben, chips and 5 fuckin' cokes... he won't be gettin' the time o day here!
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Hey... Look... I don't propose in any way to have the ultimate answer, nor do I think I've got the total picture on our nation. I know what I feel... and what I feel is usually pretty fucking close to reality and the truth of a matter. I'm using my own little personal forum here to offer a laurel and hardy handshake to one of my consistent heros.... You slay me, dawg!... Glenn (chin hair) Beck.
The rest of you lurkers!.... (wait for it!!!).... .... .... PISS OFF!
